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♪ our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom ♪ ♪ our hearts go boom boom boom boom boom ♪ ♪ when she walks like rihanna ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: the wanted! nice job, gentlemen. nice work, guys. thank you guys. i want to thank my guests, danny mcbride, khloe kardashian odom, and of course the wanted. tomorrow night, superman, henry cavill, will be here. but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b
in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. thank you. thanks, everybody. hey, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling? [ cheers and applause ] great. great new york city crowd. welcome, you guys. re's what people are talking about. this is a big deal. verizon has just finalized a $1 billion deal to stream all nfl games to cell phones. so, good news. if it's sunday and your dad is screaming in the bathroom, it might not be as bad as you
think. [ laughter ] this isn't good, you guys. there are reports that major league baseball is planning to suspend 20 players, including a-rod, for using performance-enhancing drugs. which raises a lot of questions, like don't you have to be playing to be suspended from playing? [ laughter ] haven't seen a-rod playing in two years. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sure you guys heard about this. anthony weiner recently -- [ laughter ] >> steve: weiner! >> jimmy: he recently announced that he is running for mayor of new york city. and now he's looking for interns to work in his campaign. [ laughter ] we actually got a hold of some of his interview questions, and it seems like he's mostly concerned about one thing. take a look. do you use twitter? do you know how to remove things from twitter? [ laughter ] can you remove something right now if i were to show you something i accidentally put on twitter from twitter?
[ laughter ] do you know how to make it so i can't take pictures on my phone? and last but not least, can you photoshop over a tweet to make it look like i have an actual banana in my pocket? yeah, it's very -- narrows things down. you answer those questions, you've got a job. [ applause ] i just saw that the president of ohio state university had to resign after referring to students at notre dame as, "those damn catholics." yeah. as a catholic, i felt both offended and, for some reason, guilty. [ laughter ] this is a crazy story. there's apparently a 66-year-old man in china who just found out that he's actually a woman. [ laughter ] yeah, he went his whole life thinking he had a yin, when it turns out he had a yang. [ audience ohs ] i don't even know what that means. did you like that one? no, you didn't. no, you didn't. >> steve: his name's not wang?
>> jimmy: no, it's not. nada's his first name. get this. a soccer mom here in new york -- did you hear about this? she was arrested for growing close to 3,000 marijuana plants. [ cheers ] which explains why her kids' friends were, like "so, we've got a birthday coming up. any chance your mom will make us brownies? [ laughter ] for our birthday?" you could tell she was growing weed, though. take a look at her minivan. [ laughter ] yeah. zoinks! >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: check this out. google announced that it is buying a wind farm in sweden. and not to be outdone, bing is buying an oscillating fan off craigslist. [ laughter ] bing, man. >> steve: bing it. >> jimmy: bing it! got to bing it. did you guys see this? there's a man in new zealand who is 105 years old, and he's still driving. he's believed to be the country's oldest driver. look at this guy.
>> jimmy: there he is. focused. look at this guy. he's driving a car. yeah. [ laughter ] >> i don't think i'm old. >> jimmy: even god was, like "no, that guy's old." [ laughter ] yeah. the guy's a good driver. in fact, he hasn't had an accident since he hit a woolly mammoth. [ laughter ] i'm pretty sure he's been around long enough to remember old zealand. >> steve: oy! oy! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> old zealand. >> jimmy: and the winner for emmy of outstanding joke -- >> steve: goes to -- >> jimmy: old zealand. >> steve: old zealand joke.
>> jimmy: you guys, i read this. the price of courtside tickets at tomorrow's nba finals is $17,000. or as lebron's teammates put it, "we get to watch it for free." [ laughter and applause ] that's good. you guys, finally, there are reports that tiger woods is close to signing a huge new endorsement deal with nike. which explains nike's new slogan, just do it, but do it more discreetly this time. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man. we have a fun, fun show tonight. we're thrilled to have her back. one of our favorites. the very talented glenn close is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, come on! >> jimmy: she's always fun.
always game to do anything. i love her so much. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: plus, he's the host of this great new reality show, "race to the scene." dolph lundgren is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's a good man. and we have great music from portugal. the man is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] fun show. hey, as you guys know, we always are striving to get better here at "late night." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ laughter ] so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. things you like to see us do. that kind of stuff. so, tonight, let's look inside the "audience suggestion box." ♪ look into the box to the suggestion box ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is always fun. >> steve: fun. >> jimmy: this first one here is from tallie mendel. hey, jimmy, i'm a huge fan of the news anchor brian williams
and an even bigger fan of rap. is there any way you can combine the two? that's a good suggestion, tallie. i think we can do that. we love brian williams here. bri-wi. so, ladies and gentlemen, here's a clip of nbc news anchor brian williams, edited to make it look like he's performing the snoop dogg classic, "ain't nuthin' but a 'g' thang." ♪ ♪ one two three to the four snoop doggy dogg and dr. dre is at the door ♪ ♪ ain't nuthin' but a "g" thang baby two loc'd out "g"s so we're crazy ♪ ♪ death row is the label that pays me so just chill to the next episode ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nicely done! >> jimmy: isn't that amazing? >> steve: that's nice. >> jimmy: john macdonald did that, yeah. >> steve: john macdonald is a genius. >> jimmy: it's a new technology where -- we need to have, like, four years of footage to put something like that together. we've been saving up
brian williams stuff. >> steve: oh, my gawrsh. >> jimmy: that's amazing, right? >> steve: that was fantastic. >> jimmy: let's try another one here. this one is from kelly klein. hey, jimmy, one of my favorite games to play is truth, truth, lie, where you have to tell two truths and then a lie. it's really fun. you should try doing it on your show. sounds fun. all right, kelly, i'll try it. two truths and a lie. my name is jimmy. i have a sister. i built the eiffel tower. [ laughter ] it's pretty fun. quest, you want to try? >> questlove: sure. okay. i'm from philadelphia. i play the drums. and i have two nipples. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: quest, the last one is supposed to be a lie. >> questlove: i know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: let's try another one here. this is from casey steele. hey, jimmy, my favorite iphone ringtone is the xylophone one, but i've always wondered what it would sound like if there was a beat along with it. can you do that? i think we can do that. let's see. first, can we just hear the xylophone ringtone? ♪ i know that ringtone. hey, roots, can you come in with a beat for this? ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's pretty good. very nice. that's very good. that's very good. i want that to be my ringtone. thank you, roots. this one here is a suggestion from nate delorney. hey, jimmy, remember that board game, guess who, with all the different people's faces that you flip down? well, i heard that game was based on real people. is there any way you can find those people and have them on your show? you know, nate?
you're right. the game guess who actually was based on real people. and we were able to track down some of them. tonight, they're going to reunite for the first time in 20 years. let's bring them out. the real life cast of guess who, everybody. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: let's introduce them. first, we've got tom right there. [ applause ] next up, we have bernard. [ applause ] next is alfred, of course. alfred. then we have claire. next up, charles. [ laughter ] and finally, you know him. you love him. bill right there, everybody. give it up for the real life cast of the board game, guess who. [ applause ] this one's from greg hunter. jimmy, i love "dora the
explorer," but i've always wondered what it would sound like if she had a really deep voice. you should make that happen. that's a great suggestion, greg. i'd like to see that, too. so here's dora the explorer with a really deep voice. >> grande for big. pequeno for little. grande. pequeno. grande. pequeno. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this next one's from ron mayer. hey, jimmy, i heard you're a little bit psychic. do you think you can give some advice to your future self? sure. if i were to give advice to my future self -- let me think. okay. future jimmy, there's going to be an old man who wants to sell you a box. and no matter what he says, do not buy that box.
because inside of it are your wildest dreams, but also your darkest nightmares. and once those nightmares are released, they can never be put back. >> hello! >> jimmy: no, i think i was warned about you. >> would you like to buy this box, little boy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no, i don't want the box. >> but inside, it's just peanuts. see? mmm, yum, yum. tasty, tasty peanuts. mmm. >> jimmy: no, thank you. that's enough. thank you very much. >> look. peanut butter. >> jimmy: hey, get out of here, buddy. get out of here, man. thank you very much. who is that guy?
[ applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i don't know, man. let's try one more from the old sugg box. this last one's from melissa doyle. hey, jimmy, i love barbershop quartets. i also love '90s r&b music. is there any way you can combine the two? sure. in fact, i happen to be a member of a barbershop quartet called the rag time gals. [ cheers and applause ] and we do a really swell '90s r&b song. let's bring out the rest of the gang. fellas? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, here tonight to combine the four-part harmony of a barbershop quartet with '90s r&b music, please welcome the rag time gals. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to the heart tick tock ya don't stop to the heart tick tock ya don't stop ♪ ♪ to the heart tick tock ya don't stop
to the heart tick tock ya don't stop ♪ ♪ i wanna sex you up ♪ girl i wanna sex you up ♪ ♪ come inside take off your coat i'll make you feel at home make you feel at home ♪ ♪ now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone ♪ ♪ i've been waiting all night so just let me hold you close to me ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been dying for you girl to make love to me ♪ ♪ girl you make me feel real good we can do it till we both wake up ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ girl you know i'm hooked on you my baby this is what i'll do ♪ ♪ i wanna sex you up and i wanna rub you down what a lovely lady
rubbing you down ♪ ♪ i wanna sex you up girl, we'll make love til we drop ♪ ♪ we'll be drowning, babe but we will make love ♪ ♪ we will make love >> jimmy: girl -- [ laughter ] you just make me feel so good. i just wanna -- i just wanna look at you. don't say anything at all. just lay back and enjoy the ride. [ laughter ] yeah. ♪ i wanna sex you up tick tock to the heart don't stop ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for audience suggestion box. we'll be right back with glenn close, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a six-time oscar-nominated emmy, golden globe, and tony award-winning actress. wow. the fifth and final season of her hit show "damages" is out on dvd july 16th. and if you're in new york city june 10th, you can see her in a one-night only performance of "the pirates of penzance" for the public theater's annual gala. please welcome glenn close, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you make an
>> you have to stand in a line and wait for the -- >> jimmy: miss first lady -- >> you don't have to curtsey. >> jimmy: oh, i do when i wear my skirt. [ laughter ] yeah, i have to curtsey. but i went once, it was a barbecue. it was a fourth of july thing they did for veterans, and i did stand-up there. and i didn't know what to wear. so i just wore a suit. i mean, the president and the first lady. so i wore a suit and i'm sweating. i get there, i'm opening up for the foo fighters and these guys are in surf board shorts and t-shirts and i'm wearing a three-piece suit and sweating. and i'm meeting the president, i'm covered in sweat. and i get up to the president. i don't know how security let me even up to meet the president. but i get to see president obama and he goes -- [ as obama ] "didn't you get the memo? it's a barbecue." [ laughter ] memo. didn't i get the memo? but what we're going to say here? i was going to talk about your outfits now. you're auctioning off your outfits from "damages." >> from "damages," yes. >> jimmy: which is very fun. >> very fun. patty had a fantastic personal shopper. >> jimmy: yeah. she really did.
do you like dressing up? >> no, i hate dressing up. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. i hate shopping and i hate dressing up. >> jimmy: is that right? patty had very grown up, fabulous clothes. >> jimmy: she did. so you're auctioning off for your charity. >> these are patty's shoes. >> jimmy: are they? they let you -- ooh, nice, le bouton? >> le bouton. >> jimmy: le bouton. but of course. [ light laughter ] look, i have a couple of photos of patty's wardrobe here. this right here is -- this is -- i'm going to name them. this is like intimidating patty. [ laughter ] >> look at that. >> jimmy: you'd better watch it, there. this one here, this is the "oh no he didn't" patty. [ laughter ] i like that one there. surprise! [ laughter ] you guys talking about me? yeah. so these are going on auction. you're auctioning these off? >> absolutely, for making money for bringing change to mind. >> jimmy: and how do you auction it off? would you have your website or -- >> it'll be on ebay. it'll be live on eb -- eb? >> jimmy: eb? >> eb, starting july 10th through 20th, it'll be a live auction. >> jimmy: that's very, very cool of you to do. and then i've got to talk about
this "pirates of penzance." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm totally going. >> oh my god. i had my first rehearsal today with kevin klein. >> jimmy: who else is -- kevin klein. >> marty short. >> jimmy: i love marty short. >> eric idle. >> jimmy: i mean, how fun is this? >> i know. >> jimmy: i mean, that's crazy. >> can you imagine just being on stage between marty and kevin? >> jimmy: no, i mean -- >> i think i have to strip naked to have anybody look at me. >> jimmy: oh, stop it. no, you're amazing. you're amazing. i cannot wait. there's just one night only. >> one night only for the shakespeare, the new york shakespeare company, their annual fundraiser. >> jimmy: have you done this before? >> i've never done anything in the park. >> jimmy: really? >> and i've never done "pirates of penzance." >> jimmy: now how do you just do that? you just stick it up and do it or what? i mean, i would freak out. >> we're rehearsing like crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the first rehearsal was yesterday, and the second rehearsal today, and we perform on monday. >> jimmy: i mean, that is the coolest thing ever. i cannot wait. i don't want to jinx anything, but i will go. [ talking over each other ] >> thank you. knowing you're there is going to make me more nervous. >> jimmy: who cares? yeah, you're like kevin klein's here, martin short.
who cares if jimmy fallon's here. [ laughter ] every time you come on, we do fun things. gosh, we love you. you're one of my favorite guests. first time you came on, you broke the record, how many baby carrots you could fit in your mouth at once. [ laughter ] and it was a lot. [ laughter ] and then you came on, we wore sumo wrestling outfits. >> sumo wrestling, yeah. >> yeah, and wrestled each other. >> we played shoe golf. did we play shoe golf? >> jimmy: then we played show golf as well, where we kicked our shoes and try to land into a -- yeah, yeah. classy game. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i wanted to play one today. this is a really cool one. it's a game of chance. and it's called "rock, paper, scissors, pie." >> yes. i've seen it. >> jimmy: you've seen it. so if you lose, you click this little handle. it's like russian roulette, you don't know when. and if you do the wrong one, a pie will hit you in the face. [ laughter ] will you play? >> i will play. >> jimmy: i love it. [ cheers and applause ] you are the best. >> but i just want you to know it's like you're having pies put in your grandmother's face. >> jimmy: oh, it's not like that. oh, come on.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i am here with the great glenn close. and we are about to play a game that requires a bit of skill and a lot of luck. it's called "rock, paper, scissors, pie." [ cheers and applause ] >> rock, paper, scissors, pie! >> jimmy: now, the game is very simple. glenn and i will take our positions behind these carnival cutouts and play rock, paper,
scissors. whoever loses, each round has to click the pie-throwing mechanism in front of them. it's completely random. you never know which click is going to result in a pie getting smashed in your face. the first one to get hit with two pies, loses. >> two? >> jimmy: two. yeah, it's fun. >> it used to be three. >> jimmy: it was three. yeah. two's enough, though. we had people complain. [ light laughter ] >> all right. >> jimmy: all right. take our positions here. glenn, this is not rigged, i'm telling you. [ laughter ] >> i don't believe him. >> jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: rock, paper, scissors, shoot. wait, what does this mean? scissors cuts rock. [ laughter ] >> rock vs. scissors. >> jimmy: here we go! [ cheers and applause ] [ sad tuba ] i'm so mad. i am so mad right now! >> what?
>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. glenn, it is not rigged at all. [ laughter ] all right. [ sinister laughing ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. ready? rock, paper, scissors, shoot! ooh. rock, paper, scissors, shoot! rock crushes scissors. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] [ sad tuba ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: whoo-hoo. this is a very close game. >> what. >> jimmy: it's very close game here. i know, i can't see -- you're just going to have to take my word for it. take my word for it. all right, ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: rock, paper, scissors, shoot! [ laughter ] ♪ no! no!
♪ >> they rigged it. >> jimmy: rock, paper, scissors, shoot! ♪ [ drumroll ] rock. nooo! ♪ i thought that was coming up. >> now this seems very strange. ♪ >> jimmy: rock, paper, scissors, shoot. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. ha! [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] [ sad tuba ] i am the winner! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the great glenn close. go to thepublictheater.org for tickets to see her "pirates of penzance" june 10th. dolph lundgren joins us next. there he is in the bud light platinum suite.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is one of the biggest and baddest action stars of all time. he's also the host of the new reality show called "race to the scene" which premieres tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m. on reelz. please welcome back to the show, dolph lundgren! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you can't beat the roots. >> sounds good. thanks, man. >> jimmy: sit, please. sit or stand, you can do whatever you want to do here. i mean, you're dolph lundgren. yeah. welcome, my friend. welcome back to the show. welcome back to new york. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: oh, we love having you here. you used to live here, right? >> yeah. yeah, i moved here from sweden about 30 years ago. so, long time ago. i was about 2 years-old. >> jimmy: do you remember any of the jobs you used to have when you were here? >> yeah, actually i took my
girlfriend out to see where i used to live and work, you know. yeah, one place was the lime lights. yeah, remember? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. it's a big dance club in the church. >> yeah. yeah, the church. people getting down back in the old days. >> jimmy: that's real good. yeah. what did you do there? were you a bartender? >> i was a bouncer, you know. >> jimmy: sure. >> i was beating people up. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. there you go. [ light laughter ] >> it started there. >> jimmy: you went back to it now, it's almost a mall now. >> no -- is it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no. >> jimmy: swear. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the back room? >> jimmy: no, the back room -- they sell pizza in the back room now. >> yeah. okay, all right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: not passed out people. >> they sold other things. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah -- it's not -- it's very interesting. >> but anyway, yeah, i was there and i was working the front door and the back door was another guy trying to be an actor, by the way. and he was working on this one-man show he was gonna star in, and we're all like, "good luck with that, man." that'll do real well. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >> and then, a year later, chazz's show, "a bronx tale" came out. >> jimmy: oh, my god. it was chazz palminteri?
>> yeah. >> jimmy: he was the bouncer? >> he was the bouncer. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and i ended up doing "rocky iv," so -- >> jimmy: both things in your life sort of changed at -- yeah, it was a lucky year. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that's cool. i mean, of course, my gosh, "rocky iv." and i gotta say "expendables 2," that was the last time i saw you here. congratulations, that was a giant hit. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: i think, between the two -- [ applause ] yeah, we love it. it's so fun. they're both so fun. the two -- the franchise, "the expendables" has made $574 million worldwide. [ bleep ] >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. [ laughter ] >> what happened to me? >> jimmy: you gotta get a better agent. yeah, yeah, you gotta get a better -- are you gonna do a third movie? >> well, i hope so, yeah. maybe this fall. you know, so, i think they're gonna get jackie chan in it and -- >> jimmy: really? >> and nicolas cage, i heard. >> jimmy: i love nic cage! that's gonna be fun. [ light laughter ] [ as nic cage ] "we're expendable." [ laughter ] [ as schwarzenegger ] >> and jackie will beat me up with a ladder. you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. well, you can -- you can actually fight karate. you're good at karate.
>> well, i used to be, you know, pretty good when i was a kid. >> jimmy: you're a champ. look at you here. >> oh. [ light laughter ] who's the other guy? >> jimmy: is that richard pryor? [ laughter ] look at this picture of you here. this is insane. look at this. what is that? "enter the dragon," right there. look at that. man. >> yeah, that's me in a really bad haircut there. >> jimmy: that's a pretty awesome mullet right there, yeah. you look like a -- yeah, "street fighter." >> this is right when i started out, when i was 17. >> jimmy: "double dragon," yeah. 17 years old? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's wild, man. that's cool. but i can't wait to meet a comedian in the movie "expendables 3." i'm expendable. [ laughter ] >> you are? >> jimmy: yeah. if you want to. but this new show now. you're host of a show. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: is that weird for you? hosting? >> yeah. you know, i was kind of nervous because i'm used to jumping out of a chopper with a machine gun and going, "hey, give me some more grenades, kill those guys." you know, but -- >> jimmy: you've got good one liners. >> "get down." >> jimmy: yeah. you're the best at "get down." >> "get down," i'm good at that. yeah. [ light laughter ] and -- [ as schwarzenegger ] "head for the chopper!" >> jimmy: head for the chopper, yeah.
[ as schwarzenegger ] "head for the chopper!" fantastic. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, so, you know -- >> jimmy: can't you just say, "i will break you," please? [ sighs ] >> jimmy: just please just do it. always, everyone. please, everyone -- [ cheers and applause ] >> no, i don't want to. >> jimmy: please, please, please. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> drum roll. >> jimmy: maybe this will put an echo on it. >> in a really high voice? >> jimmy: yes. >> i must break you. no, sorry about that. [ lowers voice ] i must break you. your drummer over there -- >> jimmy: yeah! ♪ thank you. every time. every time we have to make you do it. [ bleep ] >> every time, man. come on. >> jimmy: no one else -- [ talking over each other ] "race to the scene." >> "race to the scene," yeah, it's a competition show. and it's based on a lot of great movies. you know, like "e.t." and "terminator 2," "pulp fiction," "iron man." >> jimmy: you do the famous scenes -- >> so, we recreate the scenes. you know, the guys have to compete doing different games, they're like stunts based on those scenes. and i'm the host. so i'm the guy who doesn't have to jump out the window this time. but i tell somebody else to do it.
>> jimmy: but you do different types. you do "terminator 2," like you said, but you also do like, "bridesmaids?" >> "bridesmaids," yeah. >> jimmy: you do scenes from any movie. i'd love to get to see you in a different light. >> don't show them that picture. >> jimmy: i have to, please. here's dolph in a wedding dress there. [ laughter ] [ bleep ] >> jimmy: you're a good looking woman, man. [ light laughter ] that's really. it's fantastic. >> lucky you didn't see the shoes. >> jimmy: what size are those guys? >> size 13. >> jimmy: are they 13? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's phenomenal. >> if you wanna borrow them one night, you know, you're welcome to it. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you, yeah. borrow them? i have my own pair. hello? [ laughter ] >> never i thought i'd wear a wedding dress. >> jimmy: ever. >> ever. except, well, in pictures, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. we won't talk about your personal life. >> thanks. >> jimmy: but i like this idea -- [ talking over each other ] last time you were here we -- no, please don't fight the roots. [ laughter ] last time you were here, we talked about it. and the fact that you really -- you recreate these scenes, they looked beautiful. they look just like they do in the film. >> yeah, yeah.
well, the fun thing is, you know, we shoot on the real locations. so, "e.t." was the house where he, you know, where he came down and lived with the family. >> jimmy: how fun is that? >> "terminator 2," is like the l.a. basin where they chased -- the kid getting chased by the bad terminator in the truck, and arnold shows up and saves the day. so locations were kind of cool, you know, to see the real locations. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the game's kind of fun. you know, some of it's scary. some of it is more crazy and fun. but it was great for me, because it was a different thing i hadn't done before. >> jimmy: yeah. and you get to see a different side of dolph -- in a wedding dress. it's tomorrow at 9:00 p.m. i want to show a clip of you. this is -- i think this is a "terminator." this is "race to the scene." >> "terminator 2." >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ [ motor running ] >> woo! >> i just arrived from the future. [ laughter ] to rescue you from your boring little lives. go get ready! >> woo! >> come on. [ truck horn ]
>> this is a "terminator" mission, guys. [ lasers firing ] >> blue got one! >> yeah, man! come on, get it! >> yes! >> red's got two! >> get the target! [ lasers firing ] >> help me, dolph! he's not dead! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "help me, dolph!" >> thanks. >> jimmy: dolph lundgren, "race to the scene" airs thursdays at 9:00 p.m. on reelz. portugal. the man performs next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's the biggest number you can think of? a trillion billion zillion! that's pretty big. how bout you? 10. ok...how bout you? infinity! can you top that? infinity and one! actually, we are looking for infinity plus infinity. sorry. what about infinity times infinity?! oh! [ imitates explosion ] [ male announcer ] it's not complicated. bigger is better.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests just released their new album, "evil friends," yesterday. and they're here tonight to perform their latest single "purple, yellow, red and blue." please welcome portugal. the man. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is live in ecstasy ♪ ♪ i know what's best for me
i can't help it it's this hopeless itch ♪ ♪ i just wanna feel wanna feel purple yellow red and blue ♪ ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ ♪ when i grow up i wanna be a movie star or on tv cuz workin' just don't work for me ♪ ♪ but i can't focus feeling hopeless so i'll just sit back try to relieve ♪
it's not greed but necessity ♪ ♪ now i don't focus on the hopeless when i look out it's only for me ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is live in ecstasy ♪ ♪ i know what's best for me i can't help it it's this hopeless itch ♪ ♪ i just wanna feel wanna feel purple yellow red and blue ♪ ♪ i just wanna be evil i just wanna be evil ♪ ♪ wanna be evil wanna be evil i just wanna be evil ♪ ♪ i just wanna be evil i just ♪ ♪ wanna be evil wanna be evil wanna be evil purple yellow red and blue ♪ ♪
♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ all that i needed is something to believe in because everything just falls in place like that ♪ ♪ all that i needed is something to be ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yep! good job, buddy. portugal. the man! [ cheers and applause ] listen to their new album, "evil friends," and see them live, sunday, right here in new york at the governor's ball festival. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to glenn close, dolph lundgren, portugal. the man. and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody. stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪